you know when i was in school the girls definitely did not have the tits the 15 year olds have now. so unfair.
it's circumsized.
I think this conversation is over.
herpes texted me again. he says he wants my vagina.
ok we should really consider changing this guys nickname...
I don't think he understands the importance of corndogs. Or condoms for that matter.
Apparently, we were running around the apartment, singing into pickles, the routinely slapped our passed out friends with them.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
A conundrum I think only you would understand: how to classily post "I need a ride to the liquor store" on one's Facebook wall?
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
You tried to bite my nipple like 3 times
NAh son
Just general bites
He was dressed as the 420 Easter bunny...he looked like a walking anti-drug campaign.
I've got to stop fucking tourists. If Chicagos piazza is anything like their dicks. I'm moving.
Wanted to let you know I hooked up with your brother.
i thought he was gay wtf
Well, he pretended he was climbing me like he was a monkey and I was a tree during sex.
Im so fucked up I'm drinking baileys and coffee just to stay awake.
It's 6 in the afternoon?
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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