im sorry i hit your dog last night,,,i didnt even see it
I dont have a dog?
WTF
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
I wish my period boobs were my regular boobs.
I should just wear a shirt that says "Im Sorry" on the front because the second we land in Vegas, I'm going to be a fuckin trainwreck.
He told me the hand job I gave him this morning was "lovely".
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
How do you set tits on fire ? I swear her tits were on fire.
They kept barging in on us saying random shit. At one point they came in yelling room service! and threw soda at us bruising my foot. Weirdest injury I have gotten during sex.
you stole two subs and a drink from jimmy johns and walked out yelling "get at me bitches"
I don't know, I kept pretending that I was riding an elephant during. It was actually really fun, but you can't tell him that!
this is the first time in over a year I had a pregnancy scare and actually would have known who the father was. I guess this is what adulthood feels like.
I'm not sure... But I think I just found a porno I starred in during my black out week of '08.
I think I passed out drunk at my own jewelry party
He has a wall filled with panties from past hook ups. So no, I didn't fuck him.
How high do u want to get? Just kind of high or yelling at swans high...
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