what time did you get home last night?
SO late...when your in the lap of a 35 year old superstar you loose track of time
He said to me " i could be your father but i dont care"...it was so hott
don't worry, i have a range rover and a brother hopped up on steroids.. we can solve this little misunderstanding quite easily.
kyle and i were puking, simultaneously, off the front porch at 4 am, and in the middle of it he looks up, reaches his hand over, and says "knucks." And then I proceeded to fist bump him. By farrr the best time I've ever had puking.
Her eyes are really red like she jus got out of the hospital and shes coughing ...80 ppl at her school do have swine flu dude
So your saying just a blow job?
so when we got to the frat house he had a travel sized toothpaste and toothbrush for me and gave me a pair of his shorts and a girl's sorority t shirt...something tells me he's done this before
It's a system.. i get to hook up with them and you get to play words with friends with them afterwards.
having sex with him is like cage fighting mixed with pilates...the condoms didn't stand a chance...
My favorite bartender added me on Facebook. Now he can clearly see how under 21 I am
So you get idea of what my night was like, I woke up this morning and the back of my head was orange
He went out to smoke and when he came back I was still in the same spot naked and unable to breathe.
All I could say was, "ladies and gentlemen, THIS is why I drive 30 mins"
She was way too drunk so I dropped her off at her house and smoked a huge blunt with her mom.
I've got five complains from the landlord about she being too loud during sex in two weeks I'm marrying her
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Just because your drunk doesn't mean you can stick your dick in the snow. Just a FYI
Let the healthy eats/juice cleanse begin. Today is day 1
Have you cleansed yourself of the boy yet?
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