I think she gave up trying 2 land a bf and let herself go
You misogynist thinking that every girl wants a bf
They do. I don't appreciate u using big words idk and im gonna take offense
she was definitely wearing a bumpit. i think it was the hollywood bumpit. i told her that i lived with my parents to get outta taking her home.
We are allowed to think Jacob from Twilight is hot in 468 days!
I don't know what is sadder, the fact that you figured that out or the fact that I can't wait until then!!
i have to get rid of the hedgehog.
Does it come with a cage?
yes. and food and toys.
i'll trade you an 8th for it
deal.
The freshman sure do fuck up the whataburger line at 2am
this islike a room full of reasons why i should be in prison
Just found a bottle of tequila in the washer.
I paused mid sex to tell him I wished I'd taken up barrel racing so I could ride better.
We have a pile of chopped wood here that suggests we may have chopped down a tree of some sort.
Next time we include dessert condiments into our sex life we can fuck up my sheets. It's only fair.
Dude, the lecture theatre is caving in on me.
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
all my money is vodka money
I have never read a truer sentence.
God doesn't care if you're a paramedic, you can't do that to someones cat and still get into heaven
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
Randomize
