Far right against the wall..hiding come find me. dont tell oyhers hahaha
I thought it was weird that her dad told me to finish and get out after he walked in on us. I like him
We walk out of his house and his dad is there, so I had to meet him and shake his hand pretending that same hand hadn't been down his son's pants five minutes earlier
I think im in love with that girl with the googlie eyes last night. She was looking in my eyes and at my dick at the same time. we are going out again tonight.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
We're knee deep in HJ's right now.
The weed is temporarily burning the grammar section of my brain library.
We just took back to back grav bong hits and are playing battleship. She guessed Z - 12 so weve switched board games.
I'm not having the "why are your fucking my daughter" talk and the "your a drug addict" talk with your mom tonight.
i'm hungover but need to study so i had a vodka orange juice, three ibuprofen and an adderall for breakfast. what up med school
my roommate was being a bitch so I changed my Netflix password on her. 21st century slap in the face ladies and gentleman
Soooo you know how I said I was trying to be a rational adult? Well that led to me fucking a rational adult today.
god i just can't wait for finals to end so i can just masturbate all day and night
She was shaving her legs in the neighbors pool when we found her.
Where'd she get the razor?
Not the point.
If you survived your 72 hour masturbation marathon put on some pants and come over. My mom dropped off a lasagna.
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