this is a family affair. You're an embarrassment.
whatever it's not my family
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
New dating criteria: what kind of ex will this person be?
I just walked by that girl who tried to commit suicide over me in high school. That was weird.
Alright, so what's my next move? I already posted a Milli Vanilli video on her wall
Can you do me a favor and fuck someone with a car so I can get a ride home?
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
Haha he puts me in a mood mix of annoyed and... "just get in my pants"
That BJ in the bathroom was definitely worth the $20 cover.
well he said my boobs made him believe in love at first sight so that's cool
Pretty sure the guy at the Halloween party dressed as an ice cream man is working his way through the building without a care for gender or age. He high-fives me on his way out each morning.
I feel as though my head has drastically changed shape
She was so happy for me that she insisted I fuck her with my Bills jersey on. THAT ACCOMMODATING
He just took off his shirt. I'll text you later.
If I say I hate myself for it does it make it any better?
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