There was a point where some of my friends attempted 'moi's', which stands for makeout on introduction.
It involved going up to women and very aggressively trying to make out with them upon meeting them
Surprisingly the success rate was exceedingly high
no weekend plans? you're practically married
just without the last name or joint bank account
i'd advise against both
where am i from again
and when he finished he started shouting "swim boys SWIM"
So... I just got back from the chiropractor... And he said I have a slight neck injury from head banging too much. Fuck yes.
she was wide awake when they drew a treasure map on her face the she passed out and they played like 7 games of tic tac toe haaa how was your new years
I deem it safe for us to drink together again.
They dropped the charges?
Yeppers. Come drink beers.
I think he's having people over to watch him get way too drunk again
Oh my goodness please please please my inner slut needs some pampering, shes getting rusty and nothings worse than a rusty slut
I think mark twain said that originally
I ate an entire popcorn ball before bed. I know that because there is popcorn stuck to my poncho. Also. I'm still drunk. Also. I made out with a 19 year old. Also. #barnparties
Somehow she is more off limits now than when she was his girlfriend
I could not handle jail. And my very angry parents.
I screamed "You look like a guy I've fucked!" to your brother at a party... I have some explaining to do.
Did you at least know who's jizz it was?
That is questionable.
Don’t eat the Doritos. Jeff was eating them while he was watching porn
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