I told u I don't really remember everything lol i pretty much remember not lasting as long as I norm and that I wore a condom, I hate condoms
Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
I tried to pay my bar tab with my gym membership card. Twice.
White boys cant dance....we did an empirical study
So I'm cool with the whole break up, but it sure is a shame we didn't get to use those handcuffs.
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
I just wanted to give you a heads up. There's a crab in the kitchen. He doesn't have a name yet. We are just calling him crab for now. Oh! and we have memosas!
My fingers feel amazing. Their going like 100 MPH!!
HOLY SHIT. SHIT THAT IS HOLY. HOLY OF THE SHIT.
Dude you were tripping so badly we put a pretend box around your head and you spoke silently for the rest of the night. I think pterodactyls were involved.
You asked me if you could throw up in my shoe.
I borrowed a glass of wine. And the bottle. Your cat said it was ok
In the pictures there's a flower in my hair and also a lobster, I need those things explained
we will now reference it as "the infamous double dick night"
Thrres cinnamon everywgte. Plead cine get me
I'm sorry i showed you my boobs.. I probably shouldn't have done that.
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