i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
Its Shannon Doherty lazy not Forest Whittaker lazy
fireball beer pong. youre missing out
how is that even possible?
ove gloves.
be there in ten.
Last thing I remember was you straddling a guy in a wheelchair on the dance floor.
He started to lose his balance halfway through his "commencement speech" at the top of the staircase. The rest is bloody, profanity-laiden history.
And the clouds opened up and the sex gods said I hate you alfalfa
We stayed up until 4:20 AM. The next thing I remember was waking up at 4 PM, like my internal alarm clock knew.
He filled four shots of Everclear and walked around saying "FREE VODKA SHOTS". he is to blame.
Hey ER girl, its the EMT you beat at blowjobs shots last night.
That is the scariest sentence I have ever read.
Go makeout with Mickey Mouse so we can get FastPass tickets
I hope the lord has blessed you with many tampons, child.
I've come to the conclusion that my issue is I'm not fucking a guy with a headboard
roommates are droppin acid, i really should stop them from staring directly at the light bulb, but their giggles are so enchanting.
Taking a walk while tripping face during Halloween time was a bad idea. I started crying bc I was so scared and hide in the parks playground.
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
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