Nice 2 c u showing ur bro some affection
ATMs should seriously have built in breathalysers, I would save so much money.
How can it be called memorial day weekend....I don't even remember this weekend
we made malted milkshakes. malt as in malt liqour.
she puked ON me while she was on top, worst holiday hookup ever
Ok John needs to move to the other side of the county. I do not like to be approached for a blow job in the produce section of Holiday Market.
Haha, oh man. I'm awake now. Slept in my headdress.
The guy at the Apple store said the warranty does NOT cover getting cum out of the keyboard. I can't believe I believed you.
Dropping the entire last roll of TP into the toilet is a hurt you don't want to know.
Maybe if he'd step up his game and get a real job instead of donating plasma and trying to grow pot then you wouldn't feel compelled to write prisoners in Oregon.
Are you alive?
I woke up under the pier.
Thanks for the Beyonce article. In other news, I just passed a man with the state of Florida tattooed on his face.
You can not love someone based on who they were when they were 9. Does he know how many dicks I've sucked since then?
"He's not as cute as he was last week" and "I'm not as drunk as I was last week" are basically the same sentence.
Yeah. Broke it off. Saw her cheating after she forgot to turn her zoom off. Ring=$$$. Not making that mistake-priceless
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