you think she would figure it out that ever dude that fucks her is just doing it bc they are in a contest to bang the fattest girl
whiskey dick. though we did manage to break my closet door and flood the bathroom.
after last night my drinking related hospital bracelet collection is up to 13
When u wake up, don't be alarmed by the passed out mariachi band, they're cool. Muchos gracias
I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
Sorry I can't go bowling with you guys. I'm getting daytime dick. That's the best kind.
I remember you licked my face and said that's all you're getting
Huh interesting. Well thats too bad. Did he catch on?
I doubt it. After sex he sat there naked until the episode of fresh prince (which had JUST started) was over.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I SWEAR TO GOD IF SHE FUCKS WITH OUR GOLD GENE POOL
I woke up in the basement of a pizza restaurant... I would say the tequila hit me pretty hard.
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Magyver!
so i just realized the reason you didn't answer my call last night is because the remote isn't a phone.
Snorted a dorito chip for 1$. Cross that off the bucket list.
at the hospital. Kevin drank straight from the river
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