Odds of those being real?
One in who gives a fuck
christmas break will be like the 25 days of orgasms
When did our fuck buddy relationship, turn into me babysitting his dog?
(This is the second time ive been high enough to decide to run for office)
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
Omg that was my second thought of the morning.
First was that we had pop tarts.
had a nice chat with the older gay fellow who works in the bakery at the new vons about vday...we both feel that it's a day of dashed expectations & concerns that we'll have to be cut out of our spanx
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
What's the polite way to tell someone she's a grown ass woman and she needs to start acting like it.
WHO TURNS DOWNA FRESHLY WAXED VAGINA IN A MAIDS COSTUME LITERALLY LAYING IN YOUR BED
I swear to God if you fuck my cousin I will fuck your dad.
UHG. i just want to have hot lesbian sex and eat pizza with you.
I've run into almost every guy I've ever slept with today. It's like they know just how horny I am.
I think someone shaved off all their pubes in the handicap stall or a werewolf stopped by the office to take a crAzy dump!
he offered to let me fuck his brother , of course im marrying him
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