What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
He made me pinky-promise that he gave me an orgasm.
..i think i can hear you losing your virginity
every single one of us blacked out. we woke up the next morning and it was like the night never happened. IT'S STILL A MYSTERY
I'm 2 blowjobs away from girlfriend status....don't tell me I don't know how to have an adult relationship
Just heard an advertisement for 40 proof chocolate milk. We may never have to grow up
the night got glorious when you tried to do an upside down keg stand with a near empty key and dropped it on your face
The great thing about vietnam is that if I'm drunk during the day people just think I'm being white
She was the shot vending machine at the party. But free.
We got back from Mcdonalds and literally 5 minutes of being in your room, you wanted to go back because "We haven't been yet."
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
The sun and I are not on speaking terms this morning
Would you be so kind as to inform your husband that my truck is forever cursed by mashed potatoes and it's his fault.
Let me get this straight. You stopped mid foreplay to shave your legs?
Um yeah. I wasn't about to shave them if nothing was happening. And I have HBO. It's not like he's the victim here.
Everyone needs to leave the house so I can use the good vibrator without being judged.
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