she just put all the cheese in the refrig to sleep.. and yes we did finish you bottle.
Someone obviously heard us on their way to class. They stopped at my door and started singing afternoon delight.
I didnt realize my nipple ring fell out until he coughed it up.
apparently I kept yelling at her that I wanted t-Rex sized lines. awesome
So recap time do u remember biting that girls hand?
So apparently the christmas orgy was a complete disaster
shes trying to book us all flights to Ireland..I let her get mine and yours but stopped her when she tried booking the guy next to her at the library
Hungover/still slightly drunk at work. Opened a bag of cheese with a box cutter. Pretty sure I need stitches.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
I know you`re my best friend, but when i wake up with this bad of a hangover and no memories of last night, i dont want to see your tits ad my background.
If I have to go to the hospital, at least put my pants back on. It's been a fantastic night.
he had a beard, sexy nerd glasses and kept referring to his penis as 'this dick' its like jesus was saving my perfect match for my prime
We're too hungover to prance.
just turned another straight guy gay. Goddamn the church must hate me
Please tell me you haven’t left campus yet!!!! I forgot my Hitachi and will not survive Thanksgiving without a steady supply of orgasms
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