Did you fuck her?
If by "fuck her" you mean "threw up on her shoes," then yes, I achieved that.
you only had a canadian ten, but you said it was all good cuz you would just by molson.
if tampons were more like dildos the world would be a better place
his grandma walked in on us. twice. and he was truly fucking surprised when i put my pants back on.
Desperately trying not to throw up over the side of the ferry back to CT. Can't be the first one of the season.
I am now best friends with a lesbian named Zulu. I am pretty hammered already and made a game time decision to stay here another night,for partying purposes
Last I saw him was around 10 this morning. He was passed out on the porch with his head under the barbeque cover and there were cups of orange juice around him as well as loose tobacco spread everywhere. Good luck getting a hold of him.
Dude she only counts as your gf if you're home. We both signed the fair game contract when we became roommate. So are you really going to be mad or come eat a waffle with us?
All I remember was endless tequila and pulling karate moves from 3 Ninjas Kick Back towards the guy at 7 Eleven. Explanation?
You screamed "There's a potato in my anus" and proceeded to attempt to grind with the bouncer. Also, I'm pretty sure our Chem teacher was in the same bar as us.
The strip club incident sums up our friendship pretty well
Buy Actually if the police need to find my body I'm on an air mattress in an apartment near a McDonald's that's all I see out dat Window
Do you think my laundromat will notice that the bloodstain on my sheets is in the shape of a face?
I am 5' 11" of pure, uncut Fuck Off right now.
This past week everybody of fb either got rings or semen. All I got was Covid.
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