About tomorrow. if it dosent fit dont force it. Just pushit as far as you can and i'll wiggle the rest of the way
just took batteries out of my vibrator to play wii guitar hero. think i am gonna regret that move later tonight.
I should have kept drinking, a coma can't be as bad as this hangover
Haha im sorry. Its just financially responsiable to bang him instead of you right now.
Not only do I have sand in my ass, but a crab pinched me while we were fucking. Still totally worth it.
It's shedding
I told you penises don't tan
You then proceeded to tell me how good of a cook you were and put raw cookie dough in the champagne.
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
Sorry, fell into some ass. Call you tomorrow.
dude...i punched my best friend in the face, broke up with my girlfriend, and shit my pants.......now i don't know which one to take care of first.
Packing for college has become a game of where did I hide my sex toys.
After a crazy night, morning sex is just trying to find a position where you can thrust without getting seasick.
I should've left when he told me that he only smoked crack by accident once
I just saw a chick driving drinking a juice box smoking all while on the phone that is talent
How many weight watcher activity points do you think sex is worth?
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