Dear __, it'd be a lot easier to fuck if you ever responded. So I'm throwing in the white towel, since I no longer know what you want. Sincerely, ___
Nakedness is not a toga. Just sayin
She's NOT homeless...she graduated early.
do you think women who transgender themselves have the option of getting a circumcised or an uncircumcised dick?
I'm surprised you like me... I didn't think I was your type.
Blonde hair and big tits is every guys type.
she sucked my dick to get the taste of the last guy's out. I need to find a new friend with benefits.
You went around chanting "dinosaur period" and drinking tomato soup from the can.
I just realized that there are baby oil soaked hand prints on the wall over my bed. Last night was a good night.
FRIENDSHIP PRAYER: May the crabs of 1,000 whores infest the crotch of the person who fucks up your day
Absolutely. I could drink and smoke that memory away in a matter of years at my current rate.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
Not gonna lie I just got drunk and started doing applications because I know I'm going into work tomorrow still drunk
just found a picture from last night.
the one of you riding a horse with nothing but a bulletproof vest on?
uhm.... no?...
I think I just saw my socks in the parking lot.. gonna keep walking
"suitors" is just a nice way of her saying "the guys i'm fucking"
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