fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Whoa Z and x make the same sound
i effin hate jeff goldbloom.
but i totally would still bang him
he was walking around the bar drinking wild turkey and gobbling simultaneously
You've slept with me you know how lazy I am in bed.
He just showed up to brunch with one shoe and only the battery from his phone.
The walk home from the bar is FAR more shameful in daylight.
Why did you fed-x me a peanut butter sandwich?
It seemed like the thing to do. There's popcorn on it too.
STOP smoking sooo much weed. Damn
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
Now you can NEVER tell anyone that on thanksgiving I took a selfie of my pussy to prove they don't get worse with babies.
It's 90 percent alcohol, and 10 percent a whisper that says "get drunk"
I DEMAND FORESKIN
He howled at the moon then told me that if i were a dog he'd have sex with me...either i look like that girl or i need to stop going on blind dates. Period.
Mass text: You have all failed me. How have the people I loved so much let me go so long in life without ever eating a McRib sandwich?!
I teamed up with my vagina. I compromised his morals and then she corrupted him for good. It’s been a very successful and slutty partnership
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