absolutely not. he will always be that kid that threw up a ham and cheese sandwich in fourth grade to me.
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
the point i decided it was time to leave was when i was on the floor of the bar, after taking her down with me, and a table.
i have one question about last night
if this is about your fridge being filled with hotdogs, sour cream, and PB&J open-faced sandwiches, i can explain
He just kept yelling "body massage machine go" at random intervals throughout the night
come over after work tomorrow, liz and i will make all of your wildest dreams come true. so long as your wildest dreams involve drinking champagne at my house with two girls who won't have sex with you.
They broke our car window and then wrote "great night" on the next
I will not be a drunk bitch. I will not be a drunk bitch. Chanting this until it's second nature.
Drinking in moderation can be fun. Drinking in moderation can be fun. Chanting this until it becomes true.
I got a message from the hook up gods today that it's time to move on. It came in the form of me being shoved in a closet naked and stuck in there for 30 min well he watched boy meets world with his brother.
He put on a roller derby documentary. It was either bore myself to death watching that or take off my dress. He was very appreciative.
Is it too far to say to someone "you're useless for everything besides sex"
No, you are in the clear. The police officer finally just said "I give up" and walked away.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
She was drunk at Red Robin. She asked for more fries and then shoved them in her purse while saying "Come on bitches, you're coming with me" to them.
11:30 and people are pissing in the sink. It's gonna be a good night.
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