some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
Omg my grandpa just told me he wants to die in his 90's shot by a jealous husband
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
I served up a girl her first a2m the other day. You would have been proud.
Dipping chips in queso and thinking of your beautiful face
You know you're on day 1 of your period when the new mcdonalds commercial makes you cry
all i remember was you yelling "look at my little feet" at everyone on the way home from the bar.
Our new goal for this summer is to fuck so hard we lose his security deposit.
You just squeezed a person out of you and I'm drunks at 2PM. Our lives got traded and you know it and you're jealous.
Qdoba locked their bathrooms last night.. I suppose so people didn't pee all over them? I considered it counter productive considering I just peed on the outside of their building then. I had to pee
You are like the only girl I know who tells their booty call to go find another girl just cause you want more sleep.
Just thought you should know I'm having a reunion tour of Athens this weekend. Minus the weird guy I was fucking last time.
State dependent memory. I just needed to feel my teeth. It was like a fog was lifted.
I just wanted to check in on you and you replied with a selfie with your Coney Island waiter and the caption "after his shift we're dropping acid together"
If we're going to communicate going forward, you'll need to be versed in Gillian Anderson.
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