good call on bringing her. it's always good to invite chicks who mix booze and prescription drugs.
I have show me your genitals stuck in my head. Except in spanish. Muestrame tus genitals. Tus genitals.
After we fucked, her eye wouldn't stopped twitching and she could only move her hand, which she used to put her number in my phone
She washed her feet in the sink at white castle. I want this girl in my life.
Slutapocalypse this thursday. Invite every freshieee you hooked up with this semester to my house. Think of it like a meet n greet for them and battle of the sluts for us.
Taped crackers to the wall. Sat I'n the dryer. Bobby had to pull me out by my hair. No more.
It just gets louder and louder too...dear god. Her poor vagina.
i've eaten like 19 popsicles... what the fuck have you done today?
Invited the whole bar back to my place for an after party.....shit got real with everyone seeing dad drink moonshine like a champ.
I wonder how he feels knowing that he's the one who turned me gay
I just smoked a bowl with the lady who runs the special olympics. Your move.
He wanted me to come over on Christmas...inviting your fuck buddy over for the holidays is just something you don't do.
I need to stop getting picked up at 3 am by my friends parents. This is the second time this week. I'm a grown man.
Literally I can feel my heart beat in my vagina because of how sore I am
You told me you didn't want to go to the hospital because you were drunk, but because you didn't want to leave the "fun".
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