Firetruck pulls up, fireman jumps out n knocks on my door, asks "do you know where Johnny lives?"
I looked up to you, until I saw her walk out of your room.
he's mad because you were 'slandering his penis'.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
I sat in the bathroom on the counter and gave out advice to all the random people that walked in
By the way. I expect to test the theory of you running a mile drunk for memorial day.
Every pair of shorts I try on makes me look like some kind of powerful lesbian wizard.
That is like, the point of shorts
Watched twin sisters make out thought it was amazing sick on their part but legit to watch
I just realized I haven't got laid since the last time the Browns won.
Going to give your dick a friendship bracelet.
I don't care how hot she was. She didn't like Scooby Doo and I don't fuck with that.
You think that was bad? One time my parents found my sister half naked on top of the four runner in the garage. She makes me look like the good child.
Do I have to cook for the potluck? Can I just bring a costco size bottle of Vodka?
I really love you. Like, more than tequila...& we both know that's my favorite.
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GODDAMNIT WHY AM I MISSING THIS
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