why is it that everytime a half black man enters something boring, it suddenly becomes sexy to people? golf? the presidency?
Im handcuffed to some kid i hardly know. there are no cops involved
The more I throw up, the more I am remembering exactly what I drank last night...in order.
don't leave me alone with all the disney princess sluts
i dont mean to point any fingers but there is a lot of urine in the kitchen
So if you want this MFM threesome thing to happen the other guy is here and willing
Apparently I'm at the point in my life where I can wake up with a dick in my face and then go back to sleep
The cab driver was nice enough to let you finish your beer in the car, but you crossed the line when you started to pee in the empty bottle
Should I take my grandma to a keg tomorrow or not? Serious question
im pretty sure the interns at this hospital have gotten hotter
Leave it to me and my dad to puke on the same guy at the same bar 25 years apart
friends are allowed to bang on New Years, I read it on the Internet somewhere.
I think I pulled a muscle in my tongue.
sorry? thank you? I love you?
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
he just asked me that if he was a penguin and I was a penguin if I would fuck him
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