oh no, I think we did it in the 'front asshole'
wtf someone played my fucking brickbreaker games and lost i had ten fucking lives. ughhh
maybe you did when you were drunk
no way, i wasn't THAT drunk.
What are you talking about? And how drunk are you?
Both
vicodin is the reason why I believe in magic
Get here now. This is going to be possibly my most dangerous idea ever, and I'm the guy who challenged a hobo to a breakdance fight.
he was too drunk to climb up my loft. i owe my beating teen pregnancy to four pieces of steel
My dad just saw me take dirty one night stand underwear out of my purse. I'm willing to admit I have a problem
this place is dumb. no one understands my Sunday morning alcoholism here.
THIS IS THE 11TH FUCKING COFFEE TABLE THAT YOU AND RICHARD CRASHED THROUGH.
I'm surprised me and Richard survived 11 of your coffee tables.
YOU TWO ARE BUYING ME A NEW ONE I AM PISSED.
My ass is underappreciated
I successfully navigated a full, lengthy interaction with my dad in which he never asked me if I was freshly baked. 10 points.
He fired me, I fucked his wife, we're even I think...
I deserve this hangover.
I'm naked and there are two trees and a yield sign
Be right there
I hate waking up to a room that reeks of bad decisions...
Randomize
