Like my Aunt Merial always says ... big dicks, big dicks.
No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
just saw a guy try to order booze in his coffee at 8 am.
If God had a period, it would result in diet faygo redpop
She started to tell me how she goes to a shrink, so I started thinking how to sneak out of her place, then she said part of it was for her sex addiction, long story short she's got her clit peirced n I just got laid
I made my rape whistle into a roach clip device. FRESHMAN YEAR!
I know i'm the slutty cousin, but be honest. have you ever got your nose ring caught on a guy's zipper?
I am literally hand feeding my crying ex boyfriend taco bell. What has my life become?
I saw you eating fruit and doing shots off people passed out
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Trying to figure out what I just puked. Demon weed is salad. No more drunk buffets.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He smells like sex and magic. I’m already naming our children
Maybe you should talk to him first
Have you had an orgasm with an n95 mask on yet? It was better than being choked.
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