Dude ur right that IS what a vagina looks like!
Do everybody a favor and GET LAID MORE.
Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
i saw like six of her guido cousins in the jersey shore trailer alone. her family is having a dinner party for the premiere tonight.
Day two of taking my adderall. I just organized the pantry and alphabetized my dvds. I've missed my mind on drugs
The pick up line I used was "Grab my sack, you'll be back." Then I winked at her.
The guy in the next stall screamed courtesy flush and then puked. Bless you Vegas
This is God's way of telling me He loves me and wants me to be a cocktease.
Go forth my daughter and give blue balls to all who may gaze upon your tits.
It's one of those mornings where you wake up and want to go to church for the first time in ten years. THAT shameful.
I was paranoid that someone would jizz in my hair while I had the cucumbers over my eyes. Super-High Spa Day didnt work out.
GLITTER SLIP N SLIDE MUTHAFUCKAH~
She is currently expressing her joy for "bad to the bone" through interpretive dance...
Let's play the game let's see how long Kayla can be sober
I'm literally the definition of crunk, sunburnt, and dehydrated. I'm going to die tomorrow.
I booty texted him nothing but three exclamation points at 3:05am and he was in my bed 17 minutes later, lest you think punctuation is not important.
Come on baby if you haven't had a Charleston chew eatin out of your ass you just ain't livin right.
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