Her mom drove me home after I blew a .13 So there I am wishing her mom a happy mother's day sitting in the passenger seat where I just banged her daughter 15 min prior
I'm so hungover even the car commercials make me nauseas
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
I don't know if I have the sustained energy level for partying hard
Not a choice. You are mistaking my comments as options. My statements are facts. This is what is happening.
Woke up to a break up text for a facebook relationship I didn't even know I was in... 2012 is going to be a good year
Also, I imagined that his bacne was bubblewrap and that made it much more tolerable
Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face. Dick in my face.
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
Thank you for the legal advice. I hope I can pay you in blow jobs.
we had a full conversation and he only brought up drugs twice. overall I'd call it a success
he pissed the bed, like I literally woke up and he was pissing right beside me. With the electric blanket he's lucky he didn't get electrocuted
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
Tempting guys with beer and cheese. How Midwestern are we?
She has the best kind of daddy issues
hey u leave my anime porn out of this
Randomize
