u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
please stop referring to my baby as "your little fucker"
i can't find my house
we droppd you off right in front! i even walked you to the steps less then 3 mins ago.
i'm pretty sure my house moved.
I'm pre-party power houring. It's so catchy I couldn't not do it
I just passed a drug test. I want to shout that from the top of a mountain. Can we have beers on the top of a mountain?
No. I think its because I really and truly know that he is a moron and his future prospects are zoo animals.
When you get to his house tomorrow, follow your instincts. Find the cat first.
I still can't believe he came down from his hiding place in the tree voluntarily because he didn't want us to have to talk to the cops alone...
The funny thing is, we kinda did bring guys home cause you had a fort...
I was proudly and successfully the first girl ever to get kicked out of a the bar for being too drunk last night. Loving spring break.
Bacardi 151 is like a past nightmare I'm still curious about
I don't even care if you were high. The fact that I've been begging for us to have those cinnamon rolls for months and you didn't even save me one is not ok.
Honestly cannot tell if I’m magical or really, really high.
No, it's okay that he's on a date. I attach no more emotion to him than I do my vibrator.
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