he whispered in my ear that he would be upstairs and i should come up. i stayed downstairs. he came back down and repeated to whisper in my ear. this happened about 5 times until he passed out.
One thing i hate about playoff baseball: George Lopez
so he came over for the first time and i completely forgot i had pictures of him printed out from facebook on my wall and a newspaper article with him in it.. you can guess that it lead for an awkward situation.
remind me in the morning to get the random kid out of the closet and to clean the pudding off the wall
we were canoeing in the lake and i asked if he was too drunk for this, and he said "don't worry about it, i'm half native american"
the igloo is complete. bring your weed and the hat with the floppy ears
Well you really should've thought of that before you painted your walls the same color as your toilet
Time to do stuff I know I'll have to hide from my grandkids one day and everyone at next weekends wedding.
Pretty sure that I got the MVP of wedding reception... woke up on the bench in the hallway of a hotel and we did NOT start the night there.
I was looking at your puke while I was peeing in it the next morning and that ceasar salad did not treat you well
If the ex isent in town and im crying under a table somewhere because of it can we go to a drag show or something
The Royals are in the World Series. I've never drank so much in one week in my life.
That moment when a stripper is the one that makes the two of you have to define the status of your relationship...
I fell asleep with a half eating burrito in my hand and woke up to cat vomit with burrito in it.
True friendship: When you can hold your best friend's hair and still eat your Stromboli at the same time.
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