I wanna come home
And do what?
Kiss. Rip clothes off. Repeat.
did i leave my keys in your car? BTW: sorry for throwing that drink on your date.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
There needs to be waaaay more alcohol in my apartment if I am going to survive being unemployed
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Pitchers of shots should be outlawed. I've puked more than i've breathed in the past half hour.
Hey that girl we tagged team last night invited me to her birthday on Facebook, remind me to be sick that day.
Omg just opened my passenger side door and my outfit from last night is on the floorboard.
I enjoy the level of friendship we have achieved until you ask me to determine what may or may not be gentile warts via iphone pic
How did it feel to just observe all the people blacking out usually you're on the other end of things
I felt like I was at the zoo
You have all semester to unpack your car, quarter jello shots only last until 10.
the people next to us at the red light cheered for you while you puked out the window...
so dehydrated I couldn't fill the pee cup to the right line for my drug test for school. I was like sorry it was my birthday yesterday
I accidentally gave my prayer card to the bouncer. Clearly a cry for help #saveme
I spent half my night explaining that i'm in an open relationship to the guys that I liked, and the other half of the night explaining that I have a boyfriend to the guys that I didn't like.
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