so i just googled the prescription for aldara i saw on your desk this morning...
Is it bad everytime a fat person orders fraps I want to tell them to slow their rolls
i say over christmas we have a beer pong competition with the cousins and see who really has the best genes in the family.
Just found out the guy that gave me herpes died. now everytime I get a flare up, it'll be like he's coming back to say hello
The bar posted my picture because my name changes with each new fake i get. i'm getting a wig.
It's a lightpost hitting you in the head. Of course it's going to hurt the day after.
Ok so now that we've actually had sex do I get the last name or are u really witness protection status?
She's an honest to god fucking ballerina. She did things I don't have names for.
HOW IS IT EARTHLY POSSIBLE TO DO THAT MUCH DAMAGE WITH JUST MY THUMBS?? HOW???
I am too high to deal with coming home to 11 naked people in my living room
U touched your head and and said "oh look blood" and then looked at me and touched my face... And said war paint
I've started budgeting for next year. It looks like I'll be crying tears of dollar bills and handing them over to pay back my unholy college debt.
lol I'll trade you jello for a tampon
what a trade!
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
You went outside, peed in the front yard, and asked me to bring you some toilet paper.
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