sitting with a guy who's looking at the cum stains on the bed. Do you think he's convinced it's from the cat?
No. He thinks you're slutty.
Report just came out that Tim Tebow is a virgin but I have proof he is not. He's bent Florida State over the last four years in a row.
well. it's seven AM and i'm too high to hula hoop.
These pubs in Ireland act like hand jobs aren't the universal currency
I've hooked up with six guys in my ethics class next semester...I feel like I've failed already
im almost positive that in mid thrust she told me she was pro choice
there seems to be a considerable amount of hair missing from my left hand. i may have lit it on fire again
Showed up 2 hours late and still drunk nobody gave me a high five. This intership is bullshit.
she didnt realize that i was putting on the same condom i used the night before with some other girl
I think I died last night. I had 14 beers..well 13 1/2 if you count the one that got spilled on the baby in the elevator.
Dude I just came exactly at the crescendo of the Catalina wine mixer duet from step brothers.. Advance to next level.
I swear, when I turn 21 in four months, I'm going to carry a flask around with me, and make a drinking game out of everything.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
It's so Britney 2007, you know?
If everyone felt the happiness from apple crown royal we would be in a better place
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