I need help removing her.
So apparently when I roll on X I find 'dick ina box' not only hilarious but also sexually arousing.
something must definitely be wrong with me if i'm chasing after a guy who cant even get it up
You've got more to offer than just money. Come on. You have an awesome rack.
it's my sixth sense. If there's an orgy within 20 miles of me i'll know about if. Or be a part of it.
the campus cop used the word depravity in our citation.
I'm having Vietnam flashbacks. This Kid I hooked up with is speaking in class and I keep experiencing the terror.
If we could give a gymnastic score to drunken nights, I would be a part of the Fab Five.
I didn't punch him it was just love coming out of my fist
I don't know. She kept pirouetting across the kitchen while making dinner. I just sat there stoned.
WHY DID YOU INVITE ALEX?!?
Because she offered to bring a keg.
And also because you fucked her in an alley last week and I'm trying to be a good friend.
I tried to help you up but you said "let me dance it off"
True fear is being unable to remember where you hid your weed and vibrator in your parent's house.
You know you're stoned when you tell your dog you're stoned only to realise he's not in the pickup
so my parents definitely heard me when I was cumming last night...
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