you're drinking in the law library????
...not a bad idea....
probably not a good idea either.
is it really this hard to find a guy i can fuck and have a good time with who doesn't ask where things are going btwn us?
you sound like my dream girl
dude your girlfriend loves you alot..she yelled your name lastnight in bed
He walked in and put an x made out of tape on the floor. He then announced that he was going to pass out there. Cocky or strategic?
CANT TOUCH THIS JUST CAME ON MY IPOD. LOVE STEVE JOBS
we got plastered, then made lists of anything thats ever been in our vaginas
I know. Brad is upset because he was lower on the list than "that carrot stick"
The only thing in that hotel room that we didn't fuck on was the roof
I put the condom across her upper lip. It was like a mustache of a job well done.
Uh yeah. I ate a brick of cheese. Didn't even cut it. We were admiring the teeth marks I was leaving. We decided it was the negative of my mouth
dont iron anything. we fucked on the ironing board. details to follow.
This dudes playing guitar and singing outside our window and he's like "ravioli is beterrrrrrr than tortelliniIii cause tortelliniiii is shaped like fucking ears"
So like, boobs.
are you really going to start every conversation like that?
I CAN'T FALL IN LOVE WITH SOMEONE WHO HAS A LISP. I JUST CAN'T.
he'll eat me out, but god forbid we double dip when sharing salsa
I am way to hungover for it to be Thursday.
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