the best things in life are free. have that freshly fucked look and doing the walk of shame by HIS girlfriend.....priceless
The way you explained my vagina was exactly the way I would of described my breakfast burrito.
just bought a 30 and sold it for $2 a can to some dumb ass high school kids. now lets buy two and get really drunk
Either seal the deal or get out of the room, I don't want to hide in this closet anymore
The more I look at him the more I wonder why anyone would ever want any of his features to be a part of their childs face.
I dont even clean my room anymore .. i drunk proof it for when i come back smashed with a guy
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
We are casual work acquaintances that occasionally fuck when the urge strikes. CWATOFWTUS. I know FWB rolls off the tongue better but it is what it is.
It was like watching porn, except it was in real life, and it was starring two of your best friends.
All I want to do is get high and needlepoint. Fuck your judgement
Just smoked the bong while taking a dump. I love living by myself.
Matt is trying to convince me that we have a deal where if I show him my tits he won't do cocaine. Apparently we shook hands on it?
Honestly, I am sitting in my room watching Ciara videos and thinking I am super jealous of how she rides it.
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