ya dads aren't the best wingmen
This girl I work with, who is 18 btw, invited me to her baby shower. Do they sell abortions in gift certificate form?
I tried ok? my penis just doesnt like her as much as my mother does
RJ thinks I should put one of the muffins in my vagina. Good idea or bad idea?
Definitely contact high. Thirty miles an hour listening too i can see clearly now wanting too eat the steering wheel
I have been way too involved with your nipples this weekend
You need to come over. I cant get her to stop eating honey mustard straight from the squeeze bottle
I BIT YOU IN THE DINING ROOM. I bit you and you crunched
I'm eating cake, naked, in bed. I am GREAT at being single.
I just want to drink cheap wine and throw my bra at an aging singer songwriter
After sex he brought chocolates and said he loves RuPaul's Drag Race. How many points does he score for that?
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
Be careful, there is sex in the air.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
We still on for Manwhore Monday?
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