Dude i dont know how people can complain that waterboarding is such a bad thing. I just sat through a fucking puddle of mudd show. Now thats torture
He just sent me a dick pic with his iPod held up next to it and the words "in relation to iPod." Geekiest booty call ever.
well as my mentor always said, "Don't antagonize the man whose penis gives you multiple orgasms."
I'm pretty sure we got the cab driver deported
Everything was going great until my fake mustache fell off when we started making out.
Bang-toberfest begins!!
Just think of your bundle of joy thats on its way. And how hes gunna rip your vagina apart
Die.
Woke up with a text saying "when I get to see them titties again lil ma??" With 8 beads around my neck & an empty bottle of vodka in my arms.
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Thats not real though. Slash there are other extenuating circumstances to lead me to believe dick is wanted
HOLY FUCK I SPELLED EXTENUATING RIGHT ON THE FIRST TRY. IM THE BEST DRUNK NA
I'm counting my small victories this morning. For instance, I haven't puked at work yet.
Stripping out of my teacher clothes to Talk Dirty to Me. Who let me become a teacher?
By NOT going to the gym, I'm helping my future. I don't want stripping, prostitution, or porn to be viable money making options.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
is it still considered wake n bake if you wake up at 2 pm?
Randomize
