Who is John, and why is his named carved into our toilet?
Nothing says "This dudes gotta go" better than a boner on your back waking you @ 5 in the morning
i only understood the part that said mucho orgasmos
is it sad that I can recall my outfits by who took them off?
I'm at the bar alone. Is this how you feel?
Hungover and I may throw up in my therapist's office. Maybe he is right about my drinking
If I have to masturbate more than twice a week you fail as a fuck buddy. Just so you know...................you failed
All I want is to send a text that says "i slept with someone while wearing nothing but purple argyle socks this weekend." But the only person i would send that to is you. But you already know. Because they were your socks.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Until they make a bed that bathes you in your sleep, I will not be satisfied.
Okay, I just got to our real hotel and the YMCA may have been a better choice. A man w/ no shirt on
No one should ever be so high that they forget the food. That's just...its a violation of God and Nature, of the very laws that we live by!
Does it get any better than dating a guy with a vasectomy? The answer is NO. No it does not
Where is Holly?
Nevermind. i can hear her having sex two doors down
You burped in your shoe and whispered 'you're mine now'
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