You don't even know the meaning of faking an orgasm until you sleep with an uncircumcised ginger.
found out the liquor store price matches. thus begins senior year of college
just bought 2000 rhinestones and a heart shaped stencil at Micheals...I think the cashier knows i'm Vajazzling
Escorted a stripper to her car last night,and all I got was a "Thanks" and "Go Steelers."
I don't know what you're talking about. I just drank beer out of my own bellybutton by doing a backbend and letting it run down my body.
nope, if she's going to skank it up with ginge-a-saurus douche she deserves the silent treatment.
At this point can I suggest a mail away bride. You judge Nick but you are a strange dude and that may be your ticket.
Yeah, I wish I could have one upped you. But all I did was ride circles around a cop on a stolen bicycle while laughing at him for telling me to stop riding on the sidewalk.
You would think that me seductively unzipping my cat feetie pajamas would make him want to fuck me.
I puked up my nose. THAT kind of night
Well, at some point in her life every girl has to decide how much weird she's willing to tolerate for hot tall banker cock
I nicknamed her "Jackhammer" for the way she gave me a handjob. My balls were in constant pain
The notary thing was a good idea. I can charge $2 per signature. I'm currently being paid in beer.
We are the rockettes of vaginal bleeding
It's dangerous to be this horny at work. I'm gonna stain my desk chair
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