Well how sick are u. Ive got a good immune system.
dont try to nair your balls. i speak from experience
The theme is smores and alcohol. Dress appropriately.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
At victory brunch. Have a decent story. Im now eskimo brother with the duke mens basketball teams from 2002 to 2008 and obamas right hand man
I woke up to her staring at me in a corner moaning over and over again about how good the pie crust tasted
He has a clip art-style heart tattooed on his hip. I hated him way before I saw his tiny dick.
Chelsea passed out in the kiddie pool. Just added around 28 boxes of jello powder. Will let you know how it works out
I'm hoping that banging a 24 year old 3 times cancels out banging that freshman on Wednesday
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
I messaged him asking for his address. He replied with the address then said, "If you're gonna stalk me, I'm the third window on the side and usually get naked around 8am and anytime randomly after 6pm (listen for music).. If you're sending anthrax, I'm 6'2" 225lbs so send a good amount."
Would it be irresponsible to use my tax refund for a boob job?
Yes. Highly encouraged though.
i mean ive seen your left buttcheek how much more bro can this get
He's throwing Skittles into my cleavage and some are rebounding into my crouch.
Well he's scoring either way then.
I have acquired a mango...tonight is successful so far
Her name is susan
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