She went from zero to smokin in five shots
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
I decided that just having that story under my belt and being able to tell it to my grandchildren is worth the regrets of the evening.
Yes. It's so easy to pack to leave when you've thrown away half your clothing cause it smells like vomit.
When he went down on me, I saw his bald spot... It completely ruined the experience
we're almost there. Shes pounding on the car window telling the nurse whos on a smoke break to fuck off.
Listen man this isn't about soccer. It's about America and day drinking... Your two favorite things now get your ass over here
Drinking games this Saturday as usual although the ice cube tray game is banned due to last weeks incident
Sooo the theme of my 21st is rapidly becoming Gay Mexico
I wasn't that drunk, I know my limits. When peeing became difficult I stopped taking shots.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
They were loudly fucking last night and there was way too much conversation involved. It wasn't even dirty talk, it was more like "your doing it wrong" talk
I think snapchat is trying to tell you something. It's saying your boobs were meant to be seen by his family.
Her mom came in and passed out drunk on the floor next to us while she was riding me, "it's all good, she does this all the time" is what she said
Okay so I've been talking to the mice again and they agree with me that you're a piece of shit.
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