I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
why did i save someone in my phone as corn dildo?
He puts stickers to promote his new shirt company in every sack he sells. He's like the donald trump of weed
I need to shower. I still have paint on me from the homeless guys
We'll both be dead in approximately 72-96 hours, with you bringing your liver out of retirement again, Favre.
finally remembered how I know that chick in my history class. she made and fed me ramen when I was wasted!
I just woke up in my ex-boyfriends bed, with my new boyfriends jersey on. I love March maddness.
He came over drunk in a speedo i told him he has my vote he said who are you voting for when i said obama he took off running and shouting i was worthless like an empty beer can
Food poisoning on first date... Still rode the mechanical bull like a champ
That's so awful of me. Instead of comforting her I masturbated in front of my ex-boyfriend.
Sex while Star Warsing is the best
"can you come pick me up from the ikea parking garage i think i slept here"
Ugh. I need to go to the store, but I'm too lazy. Whatever shall I do? That girls still passed out. I should steal her car
I just had a mini meltdown cause I thought they forgot to put the cheese packet in my mac and cheese. I'm having an awful week.
She woke up, peed in the sink and then passed out again, it's only 2 in the afternoon
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