Driving out to Plano is like driving away from your twenties
I got my nipple pierced! I love it so much!
Well, there goes breastfeeding.
The best part was that when i tried to chase her she ran off in one of those barbie motorized jeeps that little kids use and i chased her on a big wheel, thru lincoln terrace
I like to use the word "seasoned" over "slutty", you know, like a good curly fry
I mean I had a leg brace. It would have been irresponsible for me to be on top.
I wish that one Sunday morning I could wake up feeling like I have my life together.
I'm just gonna ignore the fact that I have no pants on and find a way home. A good one-nighter never goes back for his pants.
he's my ex-boyfriend's best friend... he tried to make out with me to prevent me from hitting his friend. then they almost fought about it.
teach me your ways.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
My life has come to reading articles about dating an ex heroin addict. I'm doing well.
I love 3rd shift and working at a hotel I just had a late night booty call while I was getting paid..could life get any better??
I want to be tan and drunk. Is that too much to ask for?
So my roommate just came out of the shower with a dude...guess that answers all questions as to whether or not he's gay
So I think my motto should be "losing bras and dignity every weekend" but like in a really amazing way
There. There is gum on my butt cheek IT IS NOT MINE
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