so all night Ive been that girl with her tits out @ the bar. I mean I dropped jaws, yo. But in a classy way.
i just realized i've hooked up with every boy in this taco bell
That's the classiest thing you've ever said.
He has a chalkboard tally in his bathroom of "Me vs. Toilet". He's losing.
I think the taxi driver just requested me on facebook..... his name was george right?
You are softly singing to the wall while slow dancing with it. I feel as though you should discontinue this behavior.
I woke up with her dog licking the wedding cake out of my ear and her sister finishing our Jaeger
This is going to be one of those "I can only do this high" classes
"I'm looking more at his dick bulge." Never thought I'd hear those words come out of my boyfriend's mouth.
But we only had three ninja turtles. So everyone that would ask us where Donatello was, we would say "what? He's gone? Shredder is at it again!"
I totally have a huge crush on him though which is fucking up my "classy she-demon with limited feelings" vibe
do you remember yelling out "insecurity makes my pussy dry!" unnecessarily loud at the bar?
He asked the waiter, at 6:40 am, drunk, if they served alcohol. After he said no, he's like 'well, I guess we can eat then.'
I'd still fuck that
You'd fuck a dead moose
Quite possible
GOD DAMN IT I COULD HAVE HAD A MOTHERFUCKING 3 WAY LAST NIGHT. WHY BOOZE, WHY?!
Lobby closes at 2 AM on Thursday, but everyone walking still wants food... I could run a "Taco Bell Taxi" when I clock off at 2 and charge a dollar to give drunks a ride through drive thru.
Someones thought of a way to afford tuition.
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