like i told you yesterday: virgins, blood, my name. do it.
I wish i could be on x for the rest of my life.
Like if I don't roll around in my puke, the night will be a failure.
My broken door handle makes it really inconvient for when i need to puke at red lights.
I just made my roommate a 'Hope you don't have chlamydia' cake.
Make one for john too.
He's cute when he's drunk, too. Also he tried to fight my door...
I miss living with her. She was the only person who was a bigger train wreck than I am.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Do you know anyone with a stuffed cougar? I want one for a self portrait to hang in my house. A bobcat or lynx might work too.
If you've ever wanted to get filthy in a Catholic church before 2 on a Wednesday, I might be your guy.
And then we can spend New Year's Day sprawled across the tiles watching greys anatomy and puking into the bushes over the balcony. It'll be great
He may be engaged to someone else, but god damn that was the best 3 hours I've ever spent naked with someone.
Banging to Billy Joel pandora is like russian roulette. But I made him cum to Let It Be so I we both walked away victors
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
Just come here quick. I'm home in 3min. It will take you literally less than 5 to walk. Then 2 to undress, 16 to fuck, 2 to dress again and 5 to walk back..!!
exactly 16 eh??
Randomize
