i may or may not have a boner. what are your thoughts
this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.
You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?
just threw up in the bushes outside my lecture hall. sometimes i hate the freedom college gives you.
white trash bash was a total success...cops shut it down twice and her hair stayed in rollers all night..she never broke character
He wants to call Lloyd's of London and have my mouth insured.
We all have our weaknesses that drive us crazy. We happen to have one in common, 21 year olds. Your secrets safe. Touch his penis.
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
I would feel worse for you if you weren't waking up between a pair of double Fs that attached to a classically trained chief. Im still jacking off eating hot pockets.
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
You were making out w/ur brothers coach against a door when someone opened it and you both fell through... Then you continued to make out on the ground
just woke up on the floor of my shower...it was still runnning
Is is gay if I donloaded Grinder to see if my roommate is gay?
I'm torn between wanting to wear lipstick and wanting to make out with strangers.
I force fed him french fries and then proceeded to tell him how sexy corgi’s are … it’s safe to say he’s not texting me for a second date.
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