did it hurt when the cum got in your eye
not so much hurt, more like a stinging sinsation like mouthwash
My mom just told me that after i turned eight i stopped growing mentally and emotionally
I have the worst farts today, I'm walking by the cubicles of people I don't like and leaving them surprises. Brb.
She asked me to facebook all the girls I'd hooked up with. She started crying when I started my search with A.
he asked me if i wanted "a hit" off his inhaler. its definitely time for a new roommate
Hate sex is AWESOME! I faked it, and when she fell asleep i came in her purse.
It's always a surprise to see what songs I shazamed and downloaded last night while we were drunk at the bar.
I met him yesterday and now he's wanting to hold hands and kiss in public. i hate this
the ball fondling will be left out of the trip recanting
Just whatever you do please don't lick his face again.
Just broke my collar bone. May not make it to the party.
Speaking of boners I learned how to say " jizz everywhere" in sign language
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
There's even glitter on my cock...
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