You know what is really helpful - when the two guys you want to fuck stand next to each other. Stay tuned for who wins
Would you like me to write a persuasive essay on how you should let me suck your dick?
This place doesnt have redbull or serve shots. Its like they are at war with fun.
I think we can all look back on last night and categorize it under, " reason why Cory can't be left at the bar by himself"
there were staples in my comforter. what kind of sex did we even have?
I remember just enough about last night to wish I didn't remember anything.
Discovered a freckle on my clitoris. What have you done today?
You peed on someones bathroom floor while saying people are rude for not flushing
I just put bronzer on my abs to snapchat nudes. If that's not going hard I don't know what is
there may have been a blood oath never to speak of it again...only reason i can think of as to why there was a 1 inch bloody cut on my right boob
Do you want to go soon I'm overthinking life and my butthole again
That awkward moment when your drug dealer pulls your boss out of the snow
Sorry my friend with benefits tried to run you over with his car
Are you texting me while pooping again?
I'm also playing fetch with the dog
yeah, last night we handcuffed you and you started crying saying that you weren't a bad person
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