i think the sales of Rosetta Stone are directly related to the size of that woman's tit's
Pre-St Patricks Day Log: Threw up across a 14ft radius, this is why the irish dont drink tequila
I got drunk and smashed his tv with the keg and so he blames me for being evicted.
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
Also, I've sobered up around 5am, in Delaware. I remember making this decision, and highly regret it now.
Worst relationship ever. Keep in mind I've dated two married chicks and a Mormon.
Did I ever tell u about how my buddy fucked peter coors's daughter and made a tshirt that said I TAPPED THE ROCKIES with her picture on it?
im calling her cock vulture from now on
Just reduced mom to tears when she realized I wasn't kidding about hating kids. She's crying about never being a gma. Now would be the time to tell her about the girl you knocked up. You're welcome.
Dude so coolest charity idea ever, think aids walk but instead of miles you drink beers oh the possibilities
the last call horn was blaring when I tried peeling you off the bathroom floor than you uttered "Ill take the toothless one.'
no you're not allowed back
come on. everbeers was a great idea. you fucks had a great night
Shaving your balls drunk sounds like a good idea untill you do it
I am descending into that finals week rage fueled by ramen, mountain dew and bad sex is what's up.
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
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