I saw those LARP guys in the street again. One is hot, the other looks like Corey Fieldman's retarded son.
walkin home..,.jsut saw the cheshire cat
watch out for the queen of hearts
fuucck i forgot ab her
You don't have to be drunk! I've licked your asshole before
She's dressed as a slutty Dalmatian. I doubt she has morals.
He rode a broom down the stairs while we were mattress surfing. Naked. Buck ass naked. WTF
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
she stole my Timberlands and my Sublime shirt and left her heels and bra. this is war
Crowning achievement. I bought ranch dressing and emergency contraception.
You put on some guys Birkenstocks that were abandoned on the dance floor overtop of your flats. Then ran out of the bar high gives the bouncer and said "look at my new kicks" then he was like woah wait a minute someone is missing those and made you return them. You were very upset
dude, I felt like being high in a Santa hat and eating five boxes of cookies was right for today.
I just made a dick pic collage. Let me just tell you,there is no comparison to the latest!
When God made him he put all his talent in his dick. What he lacks in brain, he makes up for in loin.
yeah, i thought because of the nature of his job he would have been better at it, but i guess there's a difference between a bagpipe and vagina
Im so drunk and the cops showed up so i ran on all 4's through the woods because i had no shoes hoping they would mistake me for a fox
Awesome. I did a rain go away dance. And it went away. Nbd just cotrollin the weather with my mind and sweet dance moves
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