I got into an eating contest with Christina. I ate 6 oranges.
Why? Who won?
we don't know. we ran out of oranges.
Oh and ps....i was sleeping soundly until i woke up by the sound of amy on the phone with her mom sobbing hysterically because she can't stop having the shits.
Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
Kanye's agent is the only person whose job sucks worse than mine.
It was then that he suggested we all nibble ears. A nibble circle.
There's a group of australian girls next to me. can't take them seriously. think they are going to turn into mr g
any advancement on the stomach flu vs. pregnancy scare of '10?
Amazing. Super drunk. We stole a street sign in a golf cart and went around jousting trash cans all night.
I'm just pissed at the whore who takes over my body when I'm blacked out.
His balls are like really small, like dog sized balls. It was a weird discovery. Ever done a guy with dog sized balls?
SEX BINGO!
Canadian or clown?
Pretty sure I used toilet water to wash vomit off my face last night...
Someone the age of your son tried to go home with me from the bar last night
Although the guy I'm messing around with just offered to let me be his rich brother's sugar baby
only 4 hours until nug lovin time
excuse me?
nug lovin. lovin nugs.
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