yesterday i saw a blind man guiding himself into a NYC tour bus... and i thought i waste money
I went with the blow up doll and I'm glad I did.
she bought me drinks at the bar, made me pizza at her place, gave me head, and then drove me home...i think i might propose
Can we comment on the fact that at five thirty this morning, security woke me up in the hotel lobby, in my underwear, and some random guys winter coat?
I was on my way at Dorito Smoothie
I'm the only adult here not drinking and their 2 year old daughter is trying to play dolls with me.. I've never been so demoralized in my life.
This is to remind you the pizza is in the dishwasher birthday boy eat it before it goes on
Hey, is this going to be a real date, or am I just meeting you at a hotel to have sex in the bathroom? Given our history, I think it's a fair question.
Omg having my Grindr go off at the planned parenthood is just not okay
Oh my god. I'm not ready to be an adult. I'm not ready.
Also I'm proud of us for having an educational conversation in this group text.
sigh, if only his dick was as big as his mouth
I mean if you can't appreciate a good looking dick then just get out.
is buying liquor on my lunch break too aggressive?
The report specifies "melted cheese food" as the cause of the burns. Your pride, like your cock, isn't getting out of this without heavy damage.
Randomize
